Blonde Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned during Spring Training.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her head.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.

Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to amuse.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with their hammers.

Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
Data transfer.

Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Why are Asians so smart?
No blondes.

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

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