An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon
their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best
place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay
overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing
the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and
called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone,
crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't
get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why
not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three
doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
