Substituting Women With The Bottle
Two guys are sitting in a bar knocking
back a couple of drinks after work and talking about women. One
of the guys holds up his glass and says, "I remember the
first time I turned to a bottle of whiskey as a substitute for
"Yeah, what happened?"
asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well,
I had to check in to the hospital emergency ward when I got my
penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
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