Tit For Tat
One morning while a housewife was
making breakfast, her husband walked up to her, pinched her on
the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of
your control-top panty hose.
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
The next morning the husband woke
his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You
know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras."
This was beyond a silent response,
so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "winkie."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed
this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman,
and your brother."
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