Tit For Tat

One morning while a housewife was making breakfast, her husband walked up to her, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose.

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the husband woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman, and your brother."

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