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Another Double Bartender
A businessman enters a tavern, sits
down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks
inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare
another double martini.
Once he finishes it, he again peeks
inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another
double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy,
I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me
why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking
at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's
time to go home."
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