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The Scotish Painter
A Visit To The Brothel
Nursing Home Sex
Woman's Annual Medical Exam
Emoticons
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A Chinese Man And A Hooker
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New Cowboy Boots
Making A Baby
The Tired Marine
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The Poker Player
Visiting His Parents

Visiting The Girlfriend

A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "Come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

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