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It's Easy For Bulls
A man takes his wife to the stock
show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and
his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times
in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and
his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65
times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from
this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and
his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365
times last year. That is once a day!!! You could really learn
from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says,
"Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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