Careful What You Wish For
Substituting Women With The Bottle
Tit For Tat
Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
All About The Birds & The Bees
Potentially Or Realistically
A Mexican Delicacy
Solutions Are Not Always Obvious
The Lives Of A Cucumber Pickle & Penis
Jail Or Marriage
The Reunited Couple
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Seniors Sex
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
It's Easy For Bulls
Only In America
Free Lawn Care
Your Horoscope
Don't Push Me Lord
The Defective Parrot's Tale
The Italian Mind At Work
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...
Little Johnny Knows What's Precious
What's In A Name
Funny Facts
You know you're kinky when...
Points To Ponder
You're a modern soul when...
Just a weeee bit...
A Good Deed Indeed
50 Years Of Marital Bliss
Find The Golden Throne
Dumb Blonde Calls Home
Basis For Lincoln-Kennedy Conspiracy
The Cheating Girlfriend Tragedy
Use Of Reverse Psychology Backfires
Little Johnny Has A New Pass-time
If Men Ruled The World
40 Things A Redneck Never Says
I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But...
Fast Thinking At Thirty Thousand Feet
George Dubya Bush's Finer Moments
Misinterpreting The Artist's Message
Things Every Woman Should Know
Be Careful What You Wish For
Curtain Rods
Paying The Price
Why Women Can't Find Mr. Right
Women's Perspective On Men
Good Health Isn't Always A Plus
Comebacks For Ladies
Useful Comical Insults
The Measure Of A Man
Emergency Assistance
Good Employee Does As The Boss Says
A Little Support
Zingers For Husbands From Their Wives
Proof Of Age
You're Never Too Old
The Sad Truth
The Blind Man
And God Created Man
When The Time Is Right
Pay Back
The Anniversary Present
The Single Mom
Daddy, How Was I Born

Your Horoscope

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

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