Careful What You Wish For
Substituting Women With The Bottle
Tit For Tat
Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
All About The Birds & The Bees
Potentially Or Realistically
A Mexican Delicacy
Jail Or Marriage
The Lives Of A Cucumber Pickle & Penis
Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Social Rank Questioned
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
It's Easy For Bulls
Only In America
Free Lawn Care
Your Horoscope
Don't Push Me Lord
The Defective Parrot's Tale
The Italian Mind At Work
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...
Little Johnny Knows What's Precious
What's In A Name
Funny Facts
You know you're kinky when...
Points To Ponder
You're a modern soul when...
Just a weeee bit...
A Good Deed Indeed
50 Years Of Marital Bliss
Find The Golden Throne
Dumb Blonde Calls Home
Basis For Lincoln-Kennedy Conspiracy
The Cheating Girlfriend Tragedy
Use Of Reverse Psychology Backfires
Little Johnny Has A New Pass-time
If Men Ruled The World
40 Things A Redneck Never Says
I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But...
Fast Thinking At Thirty Thousand Feet
George Dubya Bush's Finer Moments
Misinterpreting The Artist's Message
Things Every Woman Should Know
Be Careful What You Wish For
Curtain Rods
Paying The Price
Why Women Can't Find Mr. Right
Women's Perspective On Men
Good Health Isn't Always A Plus
Comebacks For Ladies
Useful Comical Insults
The Measure Of A Man
Emergency Assistance
Good Employee Does As The Boss Says
A Little Support
Zingers For Husbands From Their Wives
Proof Of Age
You're Never Too Old
The Sad Truth
The Blind Man
And God Created Man
When The Time Is Right
Pay Back
The Anniversary Present
The Single Mom
Daddy, How Was I Born

A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water.

The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".

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