A Cucumber, Pickle & Penis
Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
It's Easy For Bulls
Only In America
Free Lawn Care
Your Horoscope
Tit For Tat
Don't Push Me Lord
The Defective Parrot's Tale
The Italian Mind At Work
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...
What's Precious To Little Johnny
What's In A Name
Funny Facts
You know you're kinky when...
One Liners
One Wish
Biblical PMS
Measure Of Good Razor Blade
Advertising Icon Passes On
The Prayers Of Men & Women
Funny Product Labels
The Scotish Painter
State Mottos
Substituting Women With Bottle
A Good Question
Don't Mess With Lil' Old Ladies
Eye Exam
All About The Birds & Bees
A Chinese Man And A Hooker
Taste Test
Birthday Gift
The Hypnotist
Shopping For A New Mercedes
Visit To A Fortune Teller
The Mailman's Last Day
Never Assume Men Understand
Shocking Disclosure
Comeback Lines
New Cowboy Boots
Making A Baby
The Test
The Tired Marine
Can I Ride
Free Drinks
The Poker Player
Visiting His Parents

Funny Facts

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden'. Thus the word GOLF became part of the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day, more money is printed for Monopoly than for circulation by the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can, but women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the USA at any hour; 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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