Careful What You Wish For
Substituting Women With The Bottle
Tit For Tat
Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
Potentially Or Realistically
A Mexican Delicacy
Solutions Are Not Always Obvious
The Lives Of A Cucumber Pickle & Penis
Jail Or Marriage
Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Seniors Sex
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
It's Easy For Bulls
Only In America
Free Lawn Care
Your Horoscope
Don't Push Me Lord
The Defective Parrot's Tale
The Italian Mind At Work
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...
Little Johnny Knows What's Precious
What's In A Name
Funny Facts
You know you're kinky when...
Points To Ponder
You're a modern soul when...
Just a weeee bit...
A Good Deed Indeed
50 Years Of Marital Bliss
Find The Golden Throne
Dumb Blonde Calls Home
Basis For Lincoln-Kennedy Conspiracy
The Cheating Girlfriend Tragedy
Use Of Reverse Psychology Backfires
Little Johnny Has A New Pass-time
If Men Ruled The World
40 Things A Redneck Never Says
I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But...
Fast Thinking At Thirty Thousand Feet
George Dubya Bush's Finer Moments
Misinterpreting The Artist's Message
Things Every Woman Should Know
Be Careful What You Wish For
Curtain Rods
Paying The Price
Why Women Can't Find Mr. Right
Women's Perspective On Men
Good Health Isn't Always A Plus
Comebacks For Ladies
Useful Comical Insults
The Measure Of A Man
Emergency Assistance
Good Employee Does As The Boss Says
A Little Support
Zingers For Husbands From Their Wives
Proof Of Age
You're Never Too Old
The Sad Truth
The Blind Man
And God Created Man
When The Time Is Right
Pay Back
The Anniversary Present
The Single Mom
Daddy, How Was I Born

You know you're a modern soul when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have for the first 20 to 50 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go home to get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding because you recognize yourself.

13. You know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message to.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 in this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 in this list.

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