Funny Product Labels

Product: 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. Label: Not intended for highway use.

Product: 500-piece puzzle. Label: Some assembly required.

Product: 6 x 10 inch inflatable picture frame. Label: Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Product: Birthday card for 1 year old. Label: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or under.

Product: Frisbee. Label: Warning: May contain small parts.

Product: Toilet at a public sports facility. Label: Recycled flush water - Unsafe for drinking.

Product: Toilet bowl cleaning brush. Label: Do not use orally.

Product: Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter. Label: Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Product: Air Conditioner. Label: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Product: Bag of cat biscuits. Label: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Product: Beach Ball. Label: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Product: Bic Lighter. Label: Ignite lighter away from face.

Product: Black rubber fishing worm: Not for human consumption

Product: Blanket from Taiwan. Label: Not to be used as protection from a tornado

Product: Boot's Children's Cough Medicine. Label: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Product: Bottle of bathtub cleaner. Label: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Product: Bottle of shampoo for dogs. Label: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Product: Bottled Drink. Label: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Product: Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle. Label: Do not open here

Product: Bowl Fresh toilet bowl cleaner. Label: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Product: Box for a car jack. Label: For lifting purposes only.

Product: Box of bottle rockets. Label: Do not put in mouth.

Product: Box of Frosted Cheerios. Label: The logo, Tastes so good this box never closes, is located just underneath another announcement: To close: place tab here.

Product: Box of household nails. Label: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Product: Bus Stop. Label: No stopping or standing

Product: Camera. Label: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Product: Can of air freshener. Label: For use by trained personnel only.

Product: Can of black pepper. Label: Instructions: usage known

Product: Can of self-defense pepper spray. Label: May irritate eyes.

Product: Car Manual. Label: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Product: Cardboard windshield sun shade. Label: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Product: Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. Label: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

Product: Children's Superman Costume. Label: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Product: Christmas Lights. Label: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Product: Church Parking Lot Sign. Label: Thou shalt not park

Product: Church Sign. Label: These rows reserved for parents with children.

Product: Container of lighter fluid. Label: WARNING: Contents flammable!

Product: Container of salt. Label: Warning: High in sodium

Product: Container of Underarm Deodorant. Label: Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Product: Curling Iron. Label: Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Product: Dashboard of a mail truck. Label: Look before driving.

Product: Deodorant. Label: Do not use intimately.

Product: Disposable razor. Label: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Product: Dremel Electric Rotary Tool. Label: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Product: Earplugs. Label: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Product: Electric Cattle Prod. Label: For use on animals only.

Product: Electric Thermometer. Label: Do not use orally after using rectally.

Product: Endust Duster. Label: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Product: Espresso Kettle. Label: The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the on position.

Product: Fire Extinguisher. Label: Caution: Non-Flamable

Product: Fix-a-Flat. Label: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Product: Furniture Wipes. Label: Do not use for a baby wipe.

Product: Hair Coloring. Label: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Product: Hair Dryer. Label: Do not use while sleeping.

Product: Hairdryer. Label: Do not use while taking a shower.

Product: Hand-held Massaging Device. Label: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Product: Heated seat cushion. Label: Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Product: Heinz Ketchup. Label: Instructions: Put on food

Product: Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists. Label: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

Product: Hersheys Almond Bar. Label: Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Product: Home Depot Treated Lumber. Label: Do not consume

Product: Hose Nozzle. Label: Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Product: Hotel provided shower cap in a box. Label: Fits one head.

Product: Instructions for a cordless phone. Label: Do not put lit candles on phone. I

Product: Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza. Label: Do not turn upside down.

Product: Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11. Label: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Product: Japanese food processor. Label: Not to be used for the other use.

Product: Knife sharpening stone. Label: Warning: knives are sharp!

Product: Komatsu Floodlight. Label: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Product: Korean kitchen knife. Label: Warning keep out of children

Product: Label on a hammer. Label: Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

Product: Laundromat triple washer. Label: No small children.

Product: Lawnmower. Label: Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

Product: Liquid Plummer. Label: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Product: Little Ones Baby Lotion. Label: Keep away from children

Product: Manual for an SGI computer. Label: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Product: Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding. Label: Product will be hot after heating.

Product: Matches. Label: Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Product: Mattress. Label: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Product: Microwave Oven. Label: Do not use for drying pets.

Product: Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean. Label: Do not drive cars in ocean.

Product: Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle. Label: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Product: Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet. Label: This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

Product: Stridex Foaming Face Wash. Label: May contain foam.

Product: Swann frozen dinners. Label: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Product: Swanson TV Dinners. Label: This product must be cooked before eating.

Product: Swedish chainsaw. Label: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.

Product: Toilet Plunger. Label: Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Product: Toner cartridge for a laser printer. Label: Do not eat toner.

Product: Tropical Fish Food. Label: Warning: Not for human consumption

Product: VCR box. Label: Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Product: Wet-Nap. Label: Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Product: Windex. Label: Do not spray in eyes.

Product: Woolite carpet cleaner. Label: Safe for carpets, too!

Product: Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack. Label: Remove plastic before eating.

Product: Zantac 75. Label: Do not take if allergic to zantac.

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