A woman went to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The doctor started with the basics, "How much do you weigh?" he asked.

"115," the woman replies.

The doctor asks the woman to step on the scale, and it turns out her weight is actually 140.

The doctor asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The doctor checks and finds that the woman is only 5 foot 5".

The doctor then takes the woman's blood pressure and tells her it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

The doctor put the woman on Prozac.