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My Dad...

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $100."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a
piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $1000."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on
a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

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