The Test

A guy walks into a pub and notices a very large jar on the counter, and see's it's filled to the brim with £10.00 notes.

He thinks to his self 'there must be thousands of pounds in there'

He goes up to the barman and asks. 'What's up with the jar?'

Well, you pay £10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?'

Pay first, that's the rules.' says the barman.

So the man gives him the £10 and the barman drops it into the jar.

OK,' the barman says. 'Here's what you need to do:

First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, there's a very large pit bull chained-up out the back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had a sexual experience in her life and has always wanted to give it a try.

You've got to make things right for her.

The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my £10, but I'm not stupid mate, I won't do it! You'd have to be completely insane to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things...'

Fair enough says the barman, 'but your money stays where it is.'

As time goes on and the man has a few more bevys, then a few more, he shouts over to the barman, 'Werz zat tequila?'

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the punters in the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.

They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the pub, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.

Now,' he says. 'Where's this old woman with the sore tooth?'

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