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Another Double Please
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A Mexican Delicacy
Solutions Aren't Always Obvious
A Cucumber, Pickle & Penis
Jail Or Marriage
Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Seniors Sex
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
What's Precious To Little Johnny
What's In A Name
Funny Facts
Points To Ponder
One Wish
The Man Who Knows Everyone
Biblical PMS
Measure Of Good Razor Blade
Advertising Icon Passes On
The Prayers Of Men & Women
Funny Product Labels
The Scotish Painter
A Visit To The Brothel
Nursing Home Sex
Woman's Annual Medical Exam
All About The Birds & Bees
A Chinese Man And A Hooker
Taste Test
Birthday Gift
The Hypnotist
The Mailman's Last Day
New Cowboy Boots
Making A Baby
The Test
The Tired Marine
Can I Ride
Free Drinks
The Poker Player
A Million Ducks

Visiting His Parents

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing .

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get out from under that chair before she shits on you!"

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