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Tit For Tat
Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
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A Mexican Delicacy
Solutions Aren't Always Obvious
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Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
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Seniors Sex
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
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Only In America
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A Good Question
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Making A Baby
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Can I Ride
Free Drinks
The Poker Player
Visiting His Parents
Lawyer Jokes

Welcome to America

Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Jassem". . .. answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Jassem returned home. "How was your day, Jassem?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Jassem. Im in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage? Shame on you!" and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Jassem returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked in my home by two Arabs."

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