When I asked her to the prom, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to dance, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to kiss me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to make love to me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to move in with me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked for her hand in marriage, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to bear my children, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

That's when I realized, she was a retard.